Я мог бы стать стенд-ап комиком

Женщина Дождя
Автор: Светлана Телец

I think that Zodiac and John Wayne Gacy were artists. And yes, they were different, no like others, because being normal is mainstream, so you have to have about 40 children corpses in you underground floor and shoot 16-29 years old young gentlemen and ladies to have slaves in your afterlife. If I would believe that killing 16-29 years old ladies will be my ticket to Valhalla maybe I would be a serial killer too, who knows? Some thinks that murder is something scary, and it is soo~ hard to kill someone first time, but remember The Fisher. When he was 13 years old, he killed a cat and took of its flesh. When he was masturbating, he was thinking about burning his classmates. What do you think, he was sad or happy when he killed that poor 11 years old boy? Or was god happy or sad when he created us? Or what were the feels of that one guy who told somebody about such a creation like ‘god’? I think he was under drugs. They both were under drugs. But it is definitely not about what I had to talk about. Actually, I think that no matter in what mood are you, it can cause for a new inspiration. I know, you all are optimists with pink goggles, and life is great and so on, but for a second, imagine that sadness is as good feeling as happiness, I mean like, they are different, but they both gives you the same pleasure, like, I don’t know, listening to the favorite part of your favorite song and kissing her lips? So many ways to have a mental orgasm, eh? Anyways, what I am trying to say, I can be great stand-up comedian, because I can change the theme of discussion so slightly.
The thing is, that no matter is Zodiac in his personal Valhalla now or not, artists usually get inspired by their mood and if artist succeeds he or she can make you feel the same feeling she/he had when was writing (yes, writing) the scene on the picture. And my favorite masterpiece is Svetlana Telets’ «Женщина Дождя», it does not have adapted translation to English, so let's just call it Rain Lady. So, Svetlana had a feeling that someone was watching her, and when she wrote the picture of Rain Lady everyone who bought that masterpiece couldn’t take even 2 week with it. They were returning the picture with complaint that they have a feeling that someone is watching them. What I am trying to say, you can make a tool out of anything: starting from happiness and ending with a desire to do a suicide.